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**The Tent A Special Forces group sets up headquarters in the opening of a forest. The commander of the unit, a colonel, and his first sergeant set up their tent. After posting a guard they fall asleep. Some hours later, the sergeant wakes his CO.**%22Colonel, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.%22**The colonel replies, %22I see millions of stars.%22**%22What does that tell you, sir?%22 asks the sergeant.**The colonel ponders for a minute then replies, %22Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?%22**The sergeant is silent for a moment, then replies. %22Sir, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent.%22

but in all fairness, I actually read it right away.

Hilarious story, Mike. Just laughed my ass off. :D

Haha, worldclass story, Mike!