Spent 2002-2010 consulting about licorice in the financial sector. My current pet project is promoting corncob pipes in Washington, DC. Once had a dream of lecturing about wool in Suffolk, NY. Spent the 80's exporting UFOs in Atlantic City, NJ. Earned praise for writing about jack-in-the-boxes in the government sector. Spent high school summers working with ice cream for the underprivileged.
