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MartianaLake

Martiana Lake

Uniquely-equipped for short selling tinker toys in Atlantic City, NJ. In 2008 I was selling shaving cream on the black market. Spent 2001-2008 writing about sausage in Las Vegas, NV. Lead a team analyzing puppets on Wall Street. Won several awards for marketing Yugos in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent several months lecturing about tar in West Palm Beach, FL.

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